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A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. “ The friend says, “Why not?” The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
While inspecting their honeymoon suite, the bride discovers a little box attached to the bed. “What’s this for?” she asks her husband. “If you put a quarter in, “he says, reaching into his pocket, “the bed starts vibrating. “ “Save your money, “she says. “When you’re a quarter in, I start vibrating. “ This joke … Read more
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, “Why do you look so excited?” The groom replies, “I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me. “ The … Read more
“Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, because the stork that brought your baby brother bit her by accident. “ “Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A three and a half year old little boy was examining his testicles while he was bathing. “Mom”, he asked, “is that my brain?” “Not yet”, his mom answered. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims “Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your … Read more
Little Johnny once bought his granny a very fine toilet brush but when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn’t a sign of it in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his grandma, “Granny, what happened to the loo brush I gave you?” “Darling, I really didn’t like it. After all those … Read more
Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo? Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first. Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz. Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but where’s the p? Malcolm: Miss, it’s running down my leg! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Father: Which one do you love more , me or Mommy? Son: I love you both. Father: Very Well , let’s say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France. Which country will you go to? Son: Japan. Father: See, that you love Mommy more than me? Son: No, I just want to visit … Read more
A small kid was on the street and was playing. A cop who was crossing around that street, saw him and asked him: “What are you doing there kiddo?” “I’m playing… “ “What are you playing?” “Oh, well… I collect sand, I pour some water in and then I add some poop and I’m making … Read more