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Just been to the gym and there’s a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. It’s good though, it does everything ‘Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!” “Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive. “ “I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?” “Oh NO! I just said that the way you … Read more
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?” She said, “I’d love to be ten again. “ On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park – the Death Slide, … Read more
There was this man who walked into a bar and said to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, “What’s the matter?” The man says, “I found out my brother is gay and is marrying my best friend. “ The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. … Read more
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere, “he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where. “ “Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy, “admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to … Read more
A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas prostitutes were so on his first night there, he decided he would go out and try his luck. He walked outside his hotel and looked up and down the street and saw an attractive girl standing on the corner. … Read more
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then … Read more
The doorbell rings. A man opens the door and there’s his mother-in-law on the front step. She asks, “Can I stay here for a few days?” The man says, “Sure you can. “and closes the door. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: “Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving … Read more
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, “My Ryan loved to fly, so I’m going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in … Read more