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Two lovers fall on hard times and decide to rob a bank together. The first lover plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second lover in great detail. The robbery begins. The first lover drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the other lover, “I want … Read more
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From the inside they heard a Pakistani accent say, “you foreigners come in. Come into my humble shop. “so the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said … Read more
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, “Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on … Read more
It was 5:00 in the morning at the U. S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks. The drill sergeant walks in and bellows, “This is an inspection! I wanna see you’s all formed up outside butt naked NOW!” So, the soldier’s quickly jumped out of bed, naked … Read more
There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!” The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman’s vagina? Let me go see. “ Both of them went into the room with the woman, … Read more
Once a doctor dies. He was a heart specialist. At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart. A man laughs. Another man asks him why he laughed. He says, “I am a gyno. I wonder what they will do at my funeral. “ This joke … Read more
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offered to fluff his pillows, make the bed, … Read more
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know. “ She holds up a finger and says, “That big?” He says, “Bigger. “ She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?” He says, “Smaller?” She holds up two fingers and … Read more