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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. “But how will I let you know the baby is born?” she … Read more
A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus. When his father left to buy popcorn, the boy asked, “Mom, what’s that long thing on the elephant?” “That’s the elephant’s trunk, dear, “she replied. “No, Mom, down underneath. “ His mother blushed and said, “Oh, that’s nothing. “ The father returned, … Read more
A husband and wife decide to make a password for sex, they decide on a ‘washing machine’. Later in bed that night husband says, “Washing machine. “ Wife replies, “Not tonight darling I have a sore head. “ Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, “Washing machine. “ Husband replies, “Too … Read more
A woman walks into a dildo shop to buy a dildo. After a few minutes of looking around she approaches the clerk. “Excuse me, do you have anything bigger?” She asks. The clerk shows her a few items on the shelf. “I’m looking for something way bigger than these, “she says. The clerk pauses for … Read more
Johny came crying. Dad: “What happened?” Johny: “Today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer, Rita, who sits in front of us, had her skirt stuck between her ass, seeing that my bench mate pulled it out. “ Dad: “That’s bad, but why you are crying?” Johny: “I knew that’s bad, … Read more
A young lad is sitting at the table doing his homework. Dad, he says, “What is the difference between ‘potentially’ & ‘realistically’“? Father scratches his chin, inhales sharply and says, “That’s a tough one; it’s probably easier to demonstrate. Go & ask your mother if she would sleep with the milkman for 1 million quid … Read more
While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, “Daddy, you’re the boss in our family, right?” The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, “Yes my little princess. “ The girl then continued, “That’s because mommy put you in charge, right?” This joke is … Read more
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I’d be a little bull. “ The driver gets annoyed as the kids continue to yammer on. “If my dad was an rooster and my mom a … Read more
On Sunday little Johnny went for a bath with his dad. The ground was slippery. So the poor boy, to avoid being knocked down, grabbed his father’s penis. His father smiled and told him: “Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A Japanese student: “Master Aykodo, why do Europeans think we look all the same?” The master replied: “I’m not master Aykodo. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.