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A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide, “the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?” “No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, … Read more
A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. “One spur?” asked the saddler. “Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?” “No, just one, “replied the horseman. “If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!” This joke is … Read more
A guy rings his boss and says “I can’t come to work today” The boss asks why and the guy says “It’s my eyes. “ “What’s wrong with your eyes?” asks the boss. “I just can’t see myself coming to work, so I’m going fishing instead… “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn’t reach home in … Read more
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?” “You are on the other side, “the other blonde yells back. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. “What are you doing?” they ask her. So she replies “Hanging myself. “ The men were confused and … Read more
Natalie, a pretty but distraught blonde model, took her troubles to a psychiatrist. “Doctor, you must help me, “she pleaded. “It’s gotten so that every time a man takes me out, I wind up in bed with him. And then afterward I feel guilty and depressed all day long. “ “I see, “nodded the psychiatrist. … Read more
A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next … Read more
Two blond girls are discussing: “Yesterday during the blackout I got stuck in the elevator for three whole hours!” “Tell me about it! I got stuck in the escalators. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.