Chased Organ Broke
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Instructor Radioed
A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, “I’ll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you’re doing. “ At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well. Right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and … Read more
Childbirth Again
“I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth, “the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Son’s Innocence
A family’s driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry, dear. That was just an insect. “ “Wow, “the boy replies. “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a … Read more
Parrot Pulled Away
A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom’s annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their love making. Finally the groom threw a large towel over the cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if he didn’t quit it. … Read more
Seeing-Eye Dog
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says “You can’t bring that dog in here!” The guy, without missing a beat, says “This is my seeing-eye dog. “ “Oh man, “the bartender says, “I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on … Read more
Newspaper Proclaims Queen
The King and Queen decided to get pets, and for this reason the King issued a decree: “Handsome reward for finest Royal pets. “ The Queen immediately falls in love with a white, kitten with long hair bred in a faraway land. Some time after payment, the kitten disappears and the distraught Queen sends the … Read more
Trailer Truck
There was a man driving a pickup truck down a country road, when suddenly he was broadsided by a trailer truck. Some time went by, and the case got to court. The defense attorney said to the plaintiff, “How can you be suing my client now when you told a trooper after the accident that … Read more
Easier Yeah
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached and talked to them. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something… but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground. … Read more
Anymore He’s
A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keeping quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, “He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. Maybe he’s getting tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate from each other. … Read more