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As a holiday gift Fred and Norma received from their neighbors an apple pie. As lovely as the gesture was, it was clear from the first bite that the pie tasted bad. It was so inedible that they had to throw it away. Ever gracious and tactful, Norma sent the neighbors a note. “Thank you … Read more
A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said, “Chopsticks are provided only on request. “ “But, “the man countered, “if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn’t have to pay someone to wash all the forks. “ “True, … Read more
Customer in a waterfront restaurant: “Waiter, these are very small oysters!” Waiter: “Yes sir, they are very small. “ Customer: “Also, they do not appear to be very fresh!” Waiter with a resourceful response: “Then it’s lucky they’re small, ain’t it sir?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
The King was walking past a cheering crowd when he spotted a woman holding two babies and surrounded by five pre-teenagers. “Well, “says the King, “You have a handful. Do you have any other children?” “Yes, there are seven more at home” “Your husband deserves a knighthood, “said the King. The mother replied, “He has … Read more
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on … Read more
During a test, the college professor noticed that a married student, who was quite pregnant, kept rubbing her side. After class, before she left, the teacher asked her, “Are you okay? I noticed you were holding onto your side. “ “Oh, I’m fine, “the student answered. “It’s just that my baby was pushing his foot … Read more
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him ten blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat forty blocks away. He … Read more
“Why did you choose to be cremated?” “Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman enters a tattoo parlor. She has tattoos on her shoulder and on her calf and wants them off. She asks the artist, “How much will it cost to have these tattoos removed?” He looks at her limbs and says, “An arm and a leg. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
The foreman on a contracted job started bawling out one of the men, “I’ve had slow men on jobs before but you are the slowest I’ve ever seen. Is there anything you are quick with?” “Well, “yawned the workman, “nobody can get tired as quickly as I can. “ This joke is included in the … Read more