Wise Men
“Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case. “ “Are you sure of that?” “Yes, absolutely. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Once Alright Here’s
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you. “ “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained. “Tell me some good news for once. “ “Alright, here’s some good news, “said the secretary. “You’re not sterile. “ This joke is included … Read more
Fight Answers Frank
“Frank, if you have 20 dollars and Bill takes away 14. What would you have?” said the teacher. “A fight!” answers Frank. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Professor Hammer Away
The law professor was lecturing on courtroom procedure. “When you are fighting a case and have the facts on your side, hammer away at the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer away with the law. “ “But what if you have neither the facts nor the law on your side?” asked … Read more
Saint Peter
A lady goes into the hospital to have a very serious operation. While on the operating table and undergoing preparation, she flatlines and soon finds herself standing before St. Peter. She begins to wonder what she is doing there. “Are you sure that I’m supposed to be here, St. Peter?” St. Peter says: “Let me … Read more
Cab Driver Hit
A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the backyard. The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave. Suddenly the cat they put out scoots back into the … Read more
Sctrathewisilenki Govhefastilogchinic Well
On a street where the speed limit is 30 mph, the police stop a driver. “Not only have you been driving too fast, you’ve been passing cars where it is not allowed. Your lights don’t work, your tires all completely worn out. This is surely going to cost you a lot. What’s your name?” “Sctrathewisilenki … Read more
Safe Distance Between
A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asked for the driver’s license, the driver argued, “Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car behind me!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Lone Ranger Takes
The Lone Ranger is captured by outlaws. They are definitely planning on killing him, but they decide to grant him three final requests. Upon hearing this the Lone Ranger says that he will only tell his requests to his noble steed, Silver. The bad guys agree and the Lone Ranger leans close into the horse’s … Read more
Speed Limit
A state trooper stopped a woman for going 21 miles over the speed limit. After he handed her a ticket, she asked him, “Don’t you give out warnings?” “Yes, ma’am, “he replied. “They’re all up and down the road. They say, ‘Speed Limit 55. ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more