Won’t Eat
Patron at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roast beef. Please call the manager!” Waiter: “Well that won’t change anything, he won’t eat it either. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Salad Spider Soup
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!” “Don’t worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Babies Became Adults
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on. “ The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like … Read more
Optimist Pessimist
“Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all. “ Sincerely, The Opportunist This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Whole Truth
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth. “ Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the … Read more
Exchange Sandwiches
Two lawyers arrived at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and begin to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, ‘Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches here! ‘ The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches. This joke … Read more
Entire Meal
After eating his entire meal, an elderly man motioned for the server. When the server approached him, he asked for the manager. He explained he would not pay for the meal. The manager responded by contacting the police. When the police arrived, they heard the complaint and responded to the senior, “You need to pay … Read more
Geography Homework
A little boy was doing his geography homework one evening and turned to his father and said, “Dad, where would I find the Andes? “Don’t ask me, “said the father. “Ask your mother. She puts everything away in this house. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Burnt Black Waiter
At a restaurant… Customer: “This steak is burnt black!” Waiter: “Yes, sir. A mark of respect, sir. Our cook died yesterday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Smith Added Yet
When he was finished with the bulk of the changes, Mr. Smith added yet one more stipulation to his will: that he be buried at sea. He explained, “That’s just in case my wife makes good on her threat to dance on my grave. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more