Jokes Ltd Damien was being severely scolded by his father for fighting. “Now, Damien” said his angry father, “This will not do! You must learn that you can’t have everything you want in this life. There must always be give and take. “ “But there was Dad!” protested the aggressive youngster. “I gave him a black eye … Read more
A small boy came running downstairs, shouting, “Mom! Mom! I cleaned my room without being told!” “Well, “said the mother, “that’s wonderful! Thank you very much. It will save me a lot of trouble, and it shows you are growing up. “ “Yeah, but, Mom, “said the boy, “don’t jump to conclusions. “ I don’t … Read more
One day a boy asked his grandpa “grandpa make a frog sound” The grandfather asked why? The boy said, “Grandma says when you croak we are going to Hawaii” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered, with his thumb over the meat. “Are you crazy?” yells the customer. “What’s with your hand on my steak?” “Sorry, “answers the waiter, “I don’t want it to fall on the floor again. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A farmer and his wife got into a huge fight after which the wife stormed off. The farmer says, “Where did you leave the tractor?” The wife replies, “In the Mill field. “ But there’s no way into the Mill field!” “There is now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
One cold December day, a French tourist in Scotland stopped at a farm cottage. He told the farmer’s wife he was freezing to death, and was invited to come in and warm himself at the hearth. Once inside the house, he complained of being thirsty. The woman handed him an enormous white crockery mug filled … Read more
A vacationer telephones a seaside hotel to ask where it was. “It’s only a stone’s throw from the beach, “he was told. “How will I recognize it?” asked the man. “It’s the one with all the broken windows. “came the reply. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He … Read more
Say,Calvin, “a man said to his friend, “how do you like your new job?” “It’s the worst job I have ever had. ““How long have you been there?” asked his buddy. “About three months. “Said Calvin. “Why don’t you quit?” said his friend. “No way. This is the first time in 25 years that I … Read more
A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, “Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do whatever I want?” The father answered immediately, “I don’t know. Nobody has lived that long yet. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more