Jokes Ltd There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The preacher was … Read more
Travis and McGee met over a beer in the local pub. After a while the subject of sports came up. Travis asked McGee, “Do you play golf?” “Sure, “said McGee, “I play well enough to know why they call it ‘golf’. “ Puzzled, Travis asks, “Why do they call it ‘golf’?” “Because, “replied McGee, “that’s … Read more
Sven and Tom were talking in the bar. Sven said, “I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60. “ Tom looked at him, amazed. “Breaking 60? That’s amazing!” Sven smiled and said, “Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A man is arrested for stealing a can of peaches and is brought before the judge. The judge asks, “How many peaches were in the can?” The man replies, “Six, Your Honor. “ “In that case, you will go to jail for six days, one for each peach. “ Hearing that, his wife stands and … Read more
Dave was almost 30 years old and while most of his friends were already married,Dave just bounced from one relationship to the next. Once a friend asked him, “What’s the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can’t you find anyone who suits you?” “No, “Dave replied. “I meet a … Read more
“Waiter, it’s been half an hour since I ordered that turtle soup. “ “Yes, sir, but you know how slow turtles are. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Mom, I’m going to bring over 3 girls and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry. “ The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three women into … Read more
The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. Well, sir, “is the reply, “as you know, there are 250 men here … Read more
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, “Hans Olafsen’s Laundry. “ “Hans Olafsen?”, he muses. “How the heck does that fit in here?” So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman … Read more
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics. He makes friends with the tribe’s chief and his wife and they all live happily for some time. One day the chief’s wife gives birth to a white child. … Read more