Jokes Ltd As Jane was admitted to the hospital for a procedure, the clerk asked for her wrist, saying, “I’m going to give you a bracelet. “ “Has it got rubies and diamonds?” Jane asked coyly. “No, “the clerk said. “But it cost just as much. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Three psychiatrists who are attending a convention decide to take a walk. “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, “one says, “but we have no one to go to with our problems. Since we’re all professionals, why don’t we hear each other out right now?” They agree that this is a … Read more
Geoff was not a tech junkie but he was a little skeptical when the salesman told him this would be the last GPS he ever needed. Geoff was 65 and he knew technology changes and new and better ones come out every year. Geoff began to feel extremely uncomfortable and thought maybe the salesman was … Read more
After an 87-year-old woman finished having her hair cut and shaped, the stylist announced, “There, now you look ten years younger!” The unimpressed lady replied, “Who wants to look 77 years old?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Thief had successfully entered the art museum on the second floor, where lesser known artists are displayed. After previewing the art, he selected a piece to take. As he was making his getaway, one of the guards came up from behind, snatched the picture from under the thief’s arms and slammed it down over his … Read more
Mitchell said to his doctor, “I’m having serious problems with my memory. “ The doctor said, “Give me an example. “ Mitchell said, “The other day I spent two hours in a multi-story car park trying to remember where I’d parked my car. “ The doctor laughed and said, “That’s nothing to worry about, we’ve … Read more
An inmate at the local detention center was sitting in his cell playing solitaire. Another inmate was watching. Finally the kibitzer spoke up, “Wait a minute. I just caught you cheating yourself. “ “Shhh! Don’t tell anybody but for years I’ve been cheating at solitaire. “ “You don’t say! Did you ever catch yourself cheating?” … Read more
A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a corrections officer, “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs, saying, “Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!” “That’s not true!” she shouts. “He just told me he has been digging a … Read more
Mike told the doctor’s receptionist he needed an appointment. “How about 10 tomorrow?” she asked. “I don’t need that many, “he replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
John picked up a hitchhiker the other night and hitchhiker asked him, “How did you know I was not a serial killer?” John replied, “The chances of two serial killers in the same car are astronomical. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.