Jokes Ltd The conceited young man had been in the hospital for some time and had been extremely well looked after by the pretty young nurse. “Nurse, “said the patient, one morning. “I’m in love with you. I don’t want to get well. “ “Don’t worry, “replied the nurse cheerfully, “you won’t. The doctor’s in love with … Read more
A police officer stops a young woman for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!” This joke is … Read more
The doctor has advised Paul to stop drinking. Paul realized this is going to be a massive change for him. He’s been visiting that doctor for 15 years. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A judge convicted and sentenced a man to serve five consecutive life terms in prison. When the judge asked if there was anything he wanted to help pass the time, the man replied… “A Perpetual Calendar!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“You need glasses, “the eye doctor said. “I’m already wearing glasses, “replied the patient. “In that case, “the doctor said, “I need glasses. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man who was just about to be executed was asked whether he would like to have a last smoke. The man answered, “No thank you, I don’t smoke. I don’t want to get lung cancer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, “I don’t trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake Waxman for a kidney ailment for nearly a year, and then Jake died of a liver ailment. “ “So what makes you think your doctor is any better?” asked his friend. … Read more
“Doctor, “said the sick man, “the other doctors seem to differ from you in their diagnosis of my case. “ “I know, “replied the physician cheerfully, “but the post-mortem will show that I am right. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Patient: Lately I’ve had the feeling that everyone wants to take advantage of me. Doctor: That’s nonsense. Patient: Really? Thank you very much, doctor. I feel so much better now. How much do I owe you? Doctor: How much have you got? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
One man who loved the color yellow had yellow carpet, yellow furniture, yellow drapes, yellow walls and even yellow appliances in his yellow kitchen. He slept in a yellow bed with yellow covers and wore yellow pajamas. He got sick. You guessed it … yellow jaundice. He called a doctor who came to his apartment … Read more