Jokes Ltd Today Walter picked up his mother-in-law at the airport. She’s getting a little up there. Walter’s mother-in-law at the age where she doesn’t remember things too well. So, when Walter saw her, he said, “Thanks for coming. Have a nice flight!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
“Doc, Doc!” the man yelled. “I’ve got cucumbers growing out of my ears!” “My goodness!” exclaimed the doctor. “How did that happen?” “Sure beats me. I planted carrots. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What’s the Cure? Doctor: It’s an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let’s try to stay focused… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Grumpy Old Man to his wife: “Why didn’t any of the books I donated sell at the church rummage sale?” His wife: “I’m thinking it may have gone better if you hadn’t torn out the pages you didn’t like. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A man was looking to hire a driver for a bus tour business. Three men applied for the job. He calls one into his office to interview him. The man says that he can put the wheels right on the edge of a bridge, drive, and not fall off. The employer is very impressed. He … Read more
A businessman was explaining to his son, who was a teenager, about the different departments in his own company. “You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That is Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see … Read more
A young lady was a theater major applying for fall semester classes. At the end of the busy day she goes back to her dorm and enters in a huff of anger. “What’s wrong, Suzzy?” asks her roommate. “Well, all the acting classes are filled. I couldn’t even get into Mime class. “ “Why not?” … Read more
A store manager overheard one of his salesmen talking to a customer. “No sir, “said the salesman. “We haven’t had any for a while and it doesn’t look like we’ll be getting any soon. “ The manager was horrified and yelled after the departing customer, “Come back next week. We’re sure to have whatever it … Read more
One day in New York City, a banker was driving his new Jaguar down the streets. He parked it and opened the door to get out. Suddenly a taxi went by and ripped the door off. The driver reported this to a nearby police officer. The officer saw the whole thing and said “You bankers … Read more
A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. “The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars, “she says. “Those asterisks are to protect you, “the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read … Read more