Jokes Ltd A guy goes into a bar and orders six shots of tequila and one beer chaser. The bartender lines up six shots and goes to get the beer. When he came back with the beer only moments later, all six shots were gone. The bartender says, “Wow! You sure drank those fast. “ The guy … Read more
One day a man went to a pet store and bought a hundred-legged worm. The sales person told him about this worm. It was not a normal worm. This worm could do anything as a maid. When they were home, the man asked the worm to turn on the T. V. So the worm turned … Read more
A guy walks into a bar and asks, “Who owns that Doberman tied up outside?” A man replies, “That’s my dog”. “Well, “says the first man, “I think my Chihuahua killed him. “ “Your Chihuahua killed my Doberman?How’d he do that???” asks the man at the bar. “I’m not quite sure. I think he got … Read more
A man was sent to prison for twenty years. He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and decided to teach it tricks – like beg, play dead, roll over, jump hair etc. He served his time and was released. He took his ant with him in a matchbox. The first place … Read more
A Sign posted in a repair shop : Hourly rate: $100 Hourly rate if you sit and watch: $125 Hourly rate if you sit, watch, and comment: $150 Hourly rate if you sit, watch, comment, and “help”: $200 This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two men were walking down the street when they saw a dog licking himself. One man said “I wish I could do that. “ The other man said “You should probably just pet him first. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands. He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and requested instructions. The reply came back shortly: “Begin vacation as of yesterday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
During an interview, the young lady interviewing for the position was surprised to hear the HR manager say he was looking for someone “to do the work of six men. “ The lady replied: “That’s a shame. I was looking for a full time job. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Doctor: “You look much worse than you did last week! I said you should smoke a maximum of five cigarettes a day!” Patient: “And that’s what I did. And it wasn’t easy because up until now I didn’t smoke at all!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A man came back to the dealer from whom he bought a new car. “I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car, “he said. “That’s right, sir, “the salesman answered. “We will replace anything that breaks. “ “Fine, I need a new garage door. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more