Jokes Ltd A woman applies for a job in a lemon grove. ‘Have you got any experience picking lemons?’ asks the foreman. ‘I certainly have,’ says the woman. ‘I’ve been married four times.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Doctor: What’s wrong with your brother? Boy: He thinks he is a chicken. Doctor: really? How long has this been going on? Boy: Five years. Doctor: Five years! Boy: We would have brought him in earlier, but we needed the eggs. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
“It’s a boy, “Marvin shouted, as tears began to roll down his cheeks. “I can’t believe it, it really is a boy. “ That’s when Marvin swore never to return to Thailand. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little. “ Patient: “OK. “ Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“But my elderly aunt was considered a highly respectable spinster!” the society matron protested. “Can’t you find some way to cover up the shocking fact that she died in bed while being simultaneously serviced by two paid studs?” “You just leave it to me, Mrs. Van Horn, “soothed the police officer. “I’ll just put it … Read more
A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road. He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man’s body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all over … Read more
A doctor remarked on his patients, ruddy complexion. “I know” the patient said “It’s high blood pressure, it’s from my family. “Your mother’s side, or father’s side?” questioned the doctor. Neither, my wife’s. “What?” the doctor said “that can’t be, how can you get it from your wife’s family?” “Oh yeah, “the patient responded, “You … Read more
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation: “A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and I got myself … Read more
The mother-in-law stopped by her daughter’s house after shopping to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened?” she asked anxiously. “What happened? I’ll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife, your daughter, telling her I was coming home a day early from my fishing trip. I … Read more
An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked. The wily old general sends for his trusty Indian scout. “You must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are up against here. “ The trusty Indian scout lies down and puts his ear to the … Read more