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Wide-Eyed Screams Stop
A mechanic comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. He grabs the guy and drags him naked down the stairs to the garage,where he grabs the guy’s cock, puts it in a vise, screws it down real tight and removes the handle of the vise. Then he rummages … Read more
Hired Yay
A man goes to a job interview. His resume was fantastic and his qualities were perfect for the company. The interviewers were impressed. “You are a strong candidate, and we would like to hire you. However, there’s a six year gap in your resume. What were you doing during that time?” “I went to Yale” … Read more
Fridge Refrigerator Mother’s
A man comes home and sees a note on the refrigerator from his wife. She wrote, “This isn’t working. I’m at my mother’s. “ The man opens the fridge, the light turns on, and he says to himself, “What the hell? The fridge is working fine!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Harvey’s Boss
Harvey’s boss said to him, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?” Harvey said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sales Rep Whispered
Preparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales rep went to a psychiatrist. “I’ll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind, “said the shrink. “Just say ‘one-two-three,’ and you’ll give the presentation of your life. However, do not say ‘one-two-three-four,’ because it will cause you to freeze up and make a fool … Read more
Executive Begins
A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held. “I must say, “says the executive, “your work history is terrible. You’ve been fired from … Read more
Company Owner
A company owner was asked a question, “How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?” He smiled and replied, “It’s simple. I have 20 employees and 19 free parking spaces. One is paid parking. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Outdo Anyone Based
A young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he said. “I’ll bet a week’s wages that I … Read more
Man’s Treasure Daniel
Bob: “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. “ Daniel: “Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.