Jokes Ltd A young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he said. “I’ll bet a week’s wages that I … Read more
Bob: “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. “ Daniel: “Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A newspaper editor announces that there’s enough money in the budget to install a newsroom chandelier. The reporters huddle and send a spokesman to say they’re against it. “Against it? Why?” the editor asks. “First, “the reporter says, “No one on the staff can spell ‘chandelier’ well enough to put it on an order form. … Read more
A husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. “You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. “What took you so long to answer?” “I was … Read more
Once there was a sperm named Stanley. When all the other sperm were just swimming around, Stanley was doing sprints and lifting weights. One day, a sperm asked him why he was always exercising. “You see, “said Stanley, “when the time comes, I’m gonna be first, you’ll see. “The other sperm did not believe him. … Read more
A man visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: “You will not be rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on … Read more
“Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!” The mother apologizes shamefacedly, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sam: Hey, have you got a date for Valentine’s Day? Wilma: Yes, February 14. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
When she got flowers from her husband on Valentine’s Day, Alice quickly opened the card. All it said was, “No. “ She called her husband and asked him what the note meant. “I didn’t attach any message. “, her husband said, “The florist asked if I had a message and I said, ‘No’. “ This … Read more
There are three women – one is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They decide to get kinky with their men and really pull out all the stops to make it extra special. The woman who is dating says, “Okay, so I bought black leather, red lipstick, fishnet stockings, and really got crazy. … Read more