Jokes Ltd John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appeared at his table and started decrying the evils of drink. “You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!” Now John … Read more
A lawyer was asked if he likes to become a Jehovah’s Witness. He declined, as he hadn’t seen the accident, but replied that he would still be interested in taking the case. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man says to his boss “Can we talk? I have a problem. “ Boss says “Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!” Man says “Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get impregnated, “answers Johnny. The mayor is shocked, “Surely your father had better be doing that?” Little Johnny thinks about it for … Read more
Innkeeper: “The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own bed. “ Guest: “I’ll make my own bed. “ Innkeeper: “Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A business owner decides to take a tour around his business and see how things are going. He goes down to the shipping docks and sees a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing. The owner walks up to the young man and says: “Son, how much do you make a day?” The guy … Read more
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He answered, “No. “ The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was “Why?” The lawyer answered it anyway: “Never got caught. “ This joke is included in … Read more
Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each day, two of the guys sell twenty toothbrushes each, and the third guy consistently sells two hundred. The other two guys are jealous, but they can’t figure out his secret. Then, one day, they run into him at the mall, where he’s set up … Read more
“Mommy, “Little Johnny asked, “do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’?” “No, dear, “she replied. “Sometimes they start with ‘Darling, I’ll be working late at the office tonight… ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.