Jokes Ltd The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited. As he and his staff were standing near a brand … Read more
The English teacher’s husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, “Why, Susan, I’m surprised. “ She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, “No. I am surprised. You are astonished. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A manufacturing plant was in full swing one day. The company’s massive machine was humming along, taking in the raw materials at one end and churning out the finished product at the other. All of a sudden, the machine stopped and ground to a halt. Workers climbed all over it like ants to get it … Read more
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine’s Day. “Yes, “came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, “I’ve bought her a belt and a bag. “ “That was very kind of you, “Jim added, ‘I hope she appreciated the thought. “ Tony smiled as … Read more
“Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. “You have, Your Honor, “the man answered hopefully. “I gave your son violin lessons last winter. “ “Ah, yes, “recalled the judge. “Twenty years!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the “good old days. “ Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, “Jay, aren’t you and … Read more
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I’ll show you this frog in my pocket. “ He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, “That’s funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch. “ This joke is included in … Read more
Two bums are walking down the street and they find $100. One says, “Ok, let’s buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on whiskey?. “ The other says, “I don’t get it, why do we need so much bread?. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn’t believe it! He said, “What’s wrong with … Read more