Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up! This joke … Read more
4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggests playing rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. “Stop all this nonsense. Let’s just flip the stool over. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked “Registration” … Read more
Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, … Read more
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, “Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “Great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl … Read more
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: “Can’t you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!” The boy replies back: “Darling, I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings, we only worry … Read more
An ugly, fat, bad woman with two kids enters WalMart, shouting angry at the kids with no reason. The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids! Are they twins?” The horrible woman stopped shouting, just enough to say, “Hell, they’re not twins… The older is 9 … Read more
A man in a pub hears two overweight ladies behind him speak with an accent. He turns and asks: – Are all of you ladies from Ireland? – Wales, they reply hastily. – Sorry! Are all of you whales from Ireland? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more