A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island. The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts. The man thinks to himself, “What if there are other people on the island? Then we won’t be stranded!” He threw coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated. Everybody looks at him cross. … Read more
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 150mph, will you take off your clothes?” he asked. “Yes!” said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he speeded up to 150mph, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on … Read more
A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true what Rita just told me?” “What’s that?” asks her mother. “Do babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?” said her daughter. “Yes it is dear!” replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up … Read more
A lady puts an ad in the paper that reads: “Recently single and looking for a man that will not run away, not hit me and treat me right in the bedroom. “ One day her doorbell rings and there is a man with no arms and no legs at the door. He says: “I … Read more
A woman walks into a dildo shop to buy a dildo. After a few minutes of looking around she approaches the clerk. “Excuse me, do you have anything bigger?” She asks. The clerk shows her a few items on the shelf. “I’m looking for something way bigger than these, “she says. The clerk pauses for … Read more
“Guy: “Can I buy you a drink?” Girl: “Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs. “ Guy: “Do they swell?” Girl: “No. They spread. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best. “ “I don’t think I have ever heard of that one, “says the other cowboy. “What is it?” “Well, it’s where you get your girl down on all four, and you … Read more
A man gets shipwrecked on a small island. After a few days wandering, he comes across a tribe of natives who have just lost their chieftain. The tribe’s high priest tells the man that as he is the first outsider they have seen in twenty years, he must take three tests. If he passes all … Read more
An individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. “Due to lack of maintenance, “he read, “we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account. “ This joke … Read more
“A ship with 30 sailors and one woman stranded on a desert island. After one month the woman says: “I cannot proceed in this way. “and she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: “We cannot proceed in this way. “and they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: “We cannot proceed … Read more