Exact Age

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do … Read more

Rooster Again Screws

A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 120 of the farmer’s hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 120 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only … Read more

Cowboy Smiles Taps

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just … Read more

Church Next

Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, “Mommy, I have to piss. “ The mother said, “Son, don’t say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, ‘whisper’ because it is more polite. “ The next Sunday, the little boy … Read more

Blue Jeans

“Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?” “It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. “ “Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. “ “I’m not. I’m her mother. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more

Bus Careened Down

An old man on a crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the floor. Little Johnny, sitting nearby, looked down at him and said, “If you put a … Read more

Report Card Johnny

Johnny’s father: “Let me see your report card. “ Johnny: “I don’t have it. “ Johnny’s father: “Why not?” Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.