Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time and she asked, “My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things. What am I?” A little … Read more
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She claimed that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, “This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?” The judge said that was true. “Does this mean I cannot … Read more
The judge asked the defendant to please stand. “You are charged with cutting down a tree without having permission to do so, using a chainsaw. “ From out in the gallery, a woman shouts, “Lying miser!” “Silence in the court!” the Judge says. He turns to the defendant and says, “You are also charged with … Read more
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble that they were having in the apartment building where they all lived. The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, “Okay, I’m ready to hear the evidence… I’ll hear the oldest first. “ The case was dismissed for lack of testimony. This joke is … Read more
The drunk defendant appears yet again before the tired judge. They both look at each other. The judge speaks first, “You have been constantly appearing before me for the past twenty years. “ The defendant interrupts the judge, “Can I help you if you can’t get promoted?” This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Frosty the snowman was spotted looking through the carrot bin at the local supermarket… He was picking his nose. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Waitress: Haven’t they given you a menu yet, mister? Starving customer: Yes, but I finished that half an hour ago. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The nuns in a monastery are washing themselves all together when the doorbell rings. One nun goes to the door and says ‘who is it?’ An elderly gentleman replies “It’s the blind man from the village” so the nun shouts to the others, “Don’t worry it’s just the blind man from the village, I’ll let … Read more
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $100 for sex. “ The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. … Read more
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The preacher was … Read more