Wrong Finger
Husband: Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife: Because I married the wrong man! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jokes
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Bumps Bruises Complains
A woman came to a doctor, with bumps and bruises all over her body. The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her. Doctor says in surprise: “I thought your husband was out of town. “ “So did I… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Argue Forget
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dates Grow
The teacher asks the class: “Where do apples grow?” Smart Samantha answers: “On apple trees. “ The teacher asks the class: “Where do pears grow?” Clever James answers: “On pear trees. “ The teacher asks the class: “Where do dates grow?” The class is silent. Little Johnny raises his hand and says: “On calendars?” This … Read more
Policeman Well
A group of kindergarten children were on a class outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the ten most wanted men. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. “Yes, “answered the policeman. “Well, … Read more
George Washington
During history class the teacher was discussing George Washington. “George Washington, not only did he chop down his cherry tree, “the teacher explained, “but he also admitted to doing it. Does anyone know why his father did not punish him? “ After a few minutes of silence Little Johnny answered, “Maybe because George still had … Read more
Baby Giraffe
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a baby giraffe sitting next to him. “Are you a baby giraffe?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes. “ “What are you doing at the movies?” The giraffe replied, “Well, I liked the book. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Strawberries Answered
Little Johnny was playing in his yard when his next door neighbor drove by pulling a trailer. He asked what the neighbor had in the trailer. “Manure, “the neighbor replied. “What are you going to do with it?” asked Little Johnny “Put it on my strawberries, “answered the farmer. Little Johnny replied, “You ought to … Read more
Teacher Twelve
Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year? Little Johnny: Twelve. Teacher: Twelve? Are you sure? Little Johnny: Yes. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
She’ll Order
A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak, “says the husband. “But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter. “Oh, “says the husband, “she’ll order for herself. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more