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A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court, “said the desk sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying … Read more
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by. “ “No, “he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is … Read more
Little Johnny once bought his granny a very fine toilet brush but when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn’t a sign of it in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his grandma, “Granny, what happened to the loo brush I gave you?” “Darling, I really didn’t like it. After all those … Read more
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around, frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls, “the blonde golfer complains. The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure enough, there are … Read more
Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo? Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first. Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz. Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but where’s the p? Malcolm: Miss, it’s running down my leg! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Josh has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Josh vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A … Read more
Father: Which one do you love more , me or Mommy? Son: I love you both. Father: Very Well , let’s say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France. Which country will you go to? Son: Japan. Father: See, that you love Mommy more than me? Son: No, I just want to visit … Read more
A small kid was on the street and was playing. A cop who was crossing around that street, saw him and asked him: “What are you doing there kiddo?” “I’m playing… “ “What are you playing?” “Oh, well… I collect sand, I pour some water in and then I add some poop and I’m making … Read more
Little Johnny was in his math lesson one day when his teacher asked him a question to see if he was paying attention. “If I gave you 40, “she began, “and you gave 10 to Mary, 10 to Suzan and 10 to Wendy, what would you have?” Johnny thought about this and then answered, “An … Read more