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A redneck cowboy rides into a town on a hot blistering day riding his horse with his dog following. He ties his horse and the dog under the shade of a tree,and goes into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman comes in and asks who owns the dog tied … Read more
Walter had been seeing a girl for awhile and he thought they should take things further, “Tell me, “Walter said to her, “do you believe in sex after marriage?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man had been married to his wife for twenty years. As time had passed, his sex life had naturally deteriorated but now it was starting to get him down. No longer could he make his wife orgasm. One day, the man decided to do something about it so he went to see his doctor. … Read more
A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. “What are you doing?” she exclaimed. The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this … Read more
A guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change. All the doctors had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news. Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they … Read more
Paddy and Murphy chatting about wanking. Murphy asks Paddy if he’s ever had a blow job off the vacuum. Paddy thinks for a second and replies, “No, never!” That night, Paddy’s got sex on the mind, looks over at the vacuum and recalls Murphy’s question and thinks…. fuck it! Why not? He plugs the vac … Read more
A prostitute with a single room decided she would get a partition installed so she could entertain 2 clients at once. A builder knocked up the partition in no time, and after he’d finished, he asked for his money. The girl explained that she didn’t have it, but that she could pay for the job … Read more
A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her. She says “Yes, but before we do, there`s something you must know. … Read more
Peter walked in from work one day and his wife was sitting on the sofa with his girlfriend. While trying not to look surprised he said, “What’s going on?” “You tell me?” replied his wife. Pete said, “I don’t know, you’re sitting on the sofa with a stranger. “ “A stranger, hey?” shouted his girlfriend, … Read more