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Camilla goes to the doctors and says “Doctor, whenever one sucks Charlie’s cock one gets a heartburn. “ The doctor says “Have you tried Andrew’s?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Contest in a girl’s college: “Write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. “ Winner’s story:”Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jake went to the doctor and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect. The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged and there was nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an … Read more
Wife: “I want another baby. “ Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. “Well sister, this looks pretty grim. “ “I know, … Read more
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have … Read more
A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, drops his pants, and says, “Meet my little brother. “ The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way out and says, “Call me when he grows up. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding Anniversary when the wife says: ‘Darling, as this is such a special Occasion I think that it is time I made a confession…… Before we were married I Was a hooker for eight years. .’ The husband ponders for a moment … Read more
George finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman. “Can she cook like I can?” the distraught woman asked. “Not on her best day. “George replied. “Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?” she asked. “No, she’s broke. … Read more