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A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the genital of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast. The horse’s guard faced the girl and said, “Ma’am please do the same to me, so I can run, chase and retrieve … Read more
A nun with big boobs boarded a bus and sat near a dude. The dude kept looking at the nun’s boobs. The nun realized this. She held her rosary and asked, “Are you looking at Jesus on the cross?” The man said “No, I’m looking at the 2 thieves beside him. “ This joke is … Read more
Girl: “Do you believe in puppy love?” Boy: “I tried it once, but their assholes are too small. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn’t reach. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, “You know you’ve got a ship’s wheel on your penis?” And the pirate says, “Argh, I know. It drives me nuts. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Jake was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn’t take it any longer, and told him, “Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!” “Really?” … Read more
Officer:”Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake. “ Lady:”Why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?” Officer:”Well, that’s not prohibited. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A doctor from the inner city was conversing with an old friend from med school at a cafe when he said, “Man, can I tell you something?” His friend nods. “Sure. “ “Okay, so the other day I had this one really hot, foreign patient, and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her … Read more
There was this old woman who heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses. “ She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. While dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asked, “Do you have “Two Lips and Seven Kisses?” … Read more
A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said … Read more