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Josey wasn’t the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. “Who is the creator of the universe?” Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, “God … Read more
A man goes to see a wizard and says “Can you lift a curse that was put on me 30 years ago ?” “Maybe, “says the wizard, “If you can remember the exact words of the curse ?” The man replies without hesitation “I pronounce you man and wife … “ This joke is included … Read more
Drinking all night at a bar a man stumbles to the restroom to throw up. He doesn’t make it in time and pukes all over the front of his shirt. As the drunk returned to the bar the bartender asked: “What the hell happened?” The drunk is very upset explaining to the bartender: “My wife’s … Read more
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard … Read more
Two men are having a drink together. One says, ‘I had sex with my wife before we were married. What about you?’ ‘I don’t know,’ says the other. ‘What was her maiden name?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man calls 911 emergency: “Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!” After five minutes, the same man calls back: “It is ok, I found another one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A king wants his daughter to have a husband so he puts up a flier. The first guy comes and the king puts green glitter on his daughter’s private part. The next morning the king checks the guy’s private part and there’s green glitter all over it. More and more guys come along and the … Read more
Two men were shipwrecked on an island. They decided to venture inland to see if they could find someone. The men came across a village in the middle of a jungle, immediately they were surrounded by a tribe of islanders. The chief walks to the men and says, “What do you choose, Death or Boogaloo?” … Read more
A nun gets on a bus that’s empty except for the driver. She says “I’m going to die soon but I want to have sex before I die. Problem is I must remain a virgin so it has to be in the ass. I can’t commit adultery, so the man must be single. Can you … Read more