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Man comes home to his wife and says to her: “With the new pair of glasses, you look like sh. t. “ “But I don’t have a new pair of glasses… “she replies. “But, I do. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Andy and Annie are watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, “My friends, I’d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV & the other hand on the part of your body which ails … Read more
A young man asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?” The father, surprised, answers: “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, … Read more
A lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man. About half an hour after they took off, the man sneezed. He calmly opened his fly, took out his penis and wiped it with a handkerchief. The lady was shocked but a little too shy to say anything. About 15 minutes later, … Read more
A guy sent out an application for an online dating website to meet the ladies. The website rejected his application because he failed to answer question 14 properly. The question was, “What do you like most in a woman?” The man replied, “My dick. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, “Well I carried this child around … Read more
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says … Read more
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing testicle with a pickled onion. Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. “How’s your sex life?” asked the doctor. “Pretty good, “the man said, to the … Read more
A businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: “Machigatta ana! Machigatta ana!” He can’t quite remember what the word means, but he’s sure he’s pleased the hooker to the best of his ability. The next morning, he goes to play a game … Read more
A little boy asks his Mum “why am I black and you are white ?” “Don’t even ask, “she replies “when I think back to that party… you are very lucky that you do not bark!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.