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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen. “ “Nah, he’s not so smart, “the friend replied. I’ve beaten him three … Read more
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered. A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?” The farmer shook his head and replied, “Some things you just can’t explain. “ “So what happened that’s so horrible?” the man asked as he … Read more
Liam stumbled into a saloon, half crooked. “Say, “he said to the bartender, “how tall is a penguin?” “About two and a half feet. “ “Thank God!” cried Liam. “I thought I ran over a nun!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the white guy says “you people don’t actually think Jesus was black do you?” “And what makes you think he’s not?” The black pastor … Read more
A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass filled with white liquid. He is so excited because he’s just milked a cow. Then he takes a big drink from the glass. His father just stares … Read more
A man, an ostrich and a cat enter a bar and sit down at the bar. The bartender looks at the man and says, “What’ll ya have?” The man says, “Gimme a beer. “ The ostrich says, “I’ll have one too. “ The cat says, “I want two beers, but I’m only gonna pay half … Read more
The Teacher asked Little Johnny, “How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?” Little Johnny replied, “Simply don’t bite any. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
In Noah’s ark, on the third day the animals could no longer hold their sexual desire, so they started having sex with one another. But Noah got really angry cause the Ark started shaking dangerously and he decided that it was time to put things in order. So he ordered that every male should get … Read more
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence with wide eyes, taking in the whole event. The man thought to himself, “Great, he’s four years old and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees now. No need to jump the … Read more