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A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up … Read more
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out. “Jesus is gonna get you. “ The robber ignored it, and took the TV. Again, the parrot cries out. “Jesus is gonna get you. “ The robber started to get a little worried. … Read more
A punk rocker gets on the bus with green, yellow, purple and orange hair. An old guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and the punk says, “What’s the matter, old man, didn’t you ever do anything wild in your life?” And the old man says, “Yeah, one time I fucked a parrot. I … Read more
A man brings his cat to a veterinarian. He lives with the cat there and returns in two days, as pre agreed. He asks the veterinarian:”Is my cat still alive?” “Still not…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could. The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of … Read more
A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?” He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humor. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you … Read more
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They came up to the first bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 50 times last year. “ The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year, you could … Read more
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, … Read more
Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s. “ Did you copy hers?, she asked. Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.