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A guy walks into a bar with his dog. He takes a seat and says, “I can bet 50 bucks to each of you that my dog can talk!” Everybody around agrees to the bet. The guy says, “Charlie, speak!” The dog is silent. “Charlie, speak, “the guy repeats. The noble dog still doesn’t react. … Read more
A man walks into a bar. “Ouch. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made. . “ Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. . The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which … Read more
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?” The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife. “ “What’s he stuffed with, “asked the visiting hunter. “My … Read more
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a … Read more
One day little Johnny went with his aunt to a zoo. Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches long. So he asked his aunt what was that. His aunt responded: “That is nothing” The other month when he went with his mother to the … Read more
Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?” Man: “Yes!” Reporter: “Name?” Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim. “ Reporter: “Sex?” Man: “Three to five times a week. “ Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?” Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel. “ Reporter: “Holy cow!” Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general. “ Reporter: “But isn’t that … Read more
A duck, a pigeon, and a chicken all walk into a courtroom… The judge asked the duck, “What is your crime?” The duck responds, “I was blowing bubbles in front of City Hall. “ The judge says, “There’s no crime committed here, you’re free to go. “ The judge then asks the pigeon, “What is … Read more
Jasper : “Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?” Doctor: “Your eyesight seems to be poor. “ Jasper: “How did you come to that conclusion?” Doctor: “You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to “a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds. “ Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of “Wow!” were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he … Read more