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A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in a hurry and not a happy camper about the slowness of the line. When the cashier called … Read more
Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—the town hall, the hardware store, and the church. The town hall brought in some cats. But after they tore up all the files, the mayor got rid of the predators, and soon the squirrels were back. The hardware store humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free … Read more
One day a man dies and goes to heaven,where he sees St. Peter at the entrance. Before he went in, Peter stopped him and said, “Sorry, but you have told too many lies to be allowed here. “ The man looked at him sadly and said, “Have a heart, you were once a fisherman yourself. … Read more
Paddy found a wallet with 50 pounds in it. He wasn’t sure how to proceed, but then he thought, “What would Jesus do?” So he turned it into wine. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One Sunday a pastor found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word, “Fool. “ Quietly and with becoming seriousness he shared the letter with the congregation and announced, “I have known many instances of a person writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is … Read more
A woman called an airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. “Sure, “the customer service representative said, “as long as you provide your own kennel. “ The representative further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll … Read more
Son: “After I graduate college I want to become a sales person because there must be hundreds of different types, which gives me options. “ Dad: “There may be many different types of products but there are only three types of salespeople… The first type will take your commissions and doesn’t care if you know… … Read more
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!” This joke is included in … Read more
An old-time pastor was riding furiously down the road, hurrying to get to church on time. Suddenly, his horse stumbled and threw him to the ground. Lying in the dirt, his body wracked with pain, the pastor called out, “All you angels in heaven, help me get up on my horse!” With extraordinary strength, he … Read more
Comic Sans, Helvetica, and Times New Roman walk into a bar. “Get out!” shouts the barman. “We don’t serve your type here!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.