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Salesman: “Madam, do you want this powder?” Housewife: “For what?” Salesman: “For ants. “ Housewife: “No. If I give them powder today, they will ask for lipstick tomorrow. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There was a manager of a company who was ready to retire, so he began training his replacement. Just before he left for good, he took the replacement aside and told him that if he ever got really jammed up, he should look in the center drawer of his desk and he would find two … Read more
The children were all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came. The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy promptly replied, “Father, I threw a stone at Jimmy. “ “That was a very misguided thing to do, my son, “said the priest patiently. “It wasn’t misguided at all, … Read more
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph. “Hey, “asked the brunette at the wheel “Any cops following us?” The blonde turned around and had a long look at the road behind them. “Yeah, looks like it” Are his flashers on?” The blonde turned around again… … “Yup…Nope…Yup…Nope…Yup…Nope…Yup…. “ This joke … Read more
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote ‘Revelation 3:20’ on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When … Read more
A ventriloquist is working in a small rural town and during his show a local stands up and yells, “Hey You! On Stage! You’ve been making smart-aleck remarks about us small-town folk being stupid all night long! We’re not all stupid, ya know!” “Relax” said the ventriloquist, “They’re just jokes!” “I’m not talking to you, … Read more
A man who hadn’t attended church in years suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday mornings instead of going fishing as was his normal habit. The pastor was highly gratified and at the end of service one morning told him, “How wonderful it makes me feel to see you at services with your good wife!” “Well, … Read more
A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson. She gave the girl a quarter and a dollar for church. “Put whichever one you want in the collection plate and keep the other for yourself, “she told the girl. Sunday, when they were coming out of the church, the mother asked her daughter which … Read more
A priest and a pastor are standing by the side of a road holding up a sign that reads “The end is near! Turn around now before it’s too late!” A passing driver yells, “You guys are nuts!” and speeds past them. From around the curve, they hear screeching tires, then a big splash. The … Read more
A charming blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a very dumb guy. Suddenly she strikes up a conversation with him and soon they become rather chummy. It starts to get late and the bartender calls out for the last drink for alcohol, then the blonde leans over to the guy and … Read more