Babe Girlfriend Bam
Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure babe! Girlfriend: BAM! You’re single. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jokes
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Foot Chubby Bald
A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children. “ … Read more
Bartender Exclaimed Yes
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine then tossed the remainder in the bartender’s face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began weeping. “I’m really sorry. I keep doing that to bartenders. I can’t tell you how embarrassing … Read more
Doubtful Cop Let’s
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are those machetes doing in your car?” asks the cop. “I juggle them in my act. “ “Oh, yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it. “ The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man … Read more
Clerk Charles
An American couple visiting a German village stepped into a small shop to look for souvenirs. The woman sneezed. “Gesundheit, “said the clerk. “Charles, “said the American woman to her husband, “we’re in luck. There’s somebody here who speaks English. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Passenger Ship
From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. “Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain. “I have no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Hiccups Anymore
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man’s face. “What did you do that for?” the man asks. “Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore do you?” The man says, “No, but my wife … Read more
Man’s Hand Along
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could … Read more
Deceased Husband’s Funeral
A woman sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans into her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?” “No, go right ahead, “the woman replies. The man stands and clears his throat, then says “Plethora” and sits back down. “Thanks, “the woman says, “that means a lot. “ This joke … Read more