Teacher Bark Tommy
Teacher: “What’s the outside layer of a tree called, Tommy?” Tommy: “Don’t Know. “ Teacher: “Bark, Tommy. “ Tommy: “Woof, Woof. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jokes
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Voice Booms Again
A Jewish grandmother and her grandson are at the beach. The boy is playing in the water; she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet. Suddenly, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading. The water recedes and the boy is … Read more
Doc Everytime
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc. , everytime I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye. “ The doctor says, “Try taking the spoon out first. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Tim Hey Sounds
Jake: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it. “ Tim: “How so?” Jake: “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats. If you want to play golf at night it glows. “ Tim: “Hey, sounds good. Where did you get … Read more
Backup Arrest Recruit
A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He said: “Call for backup. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bed Again
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past 3 in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time, “he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of … Read more
Pet Snake
One evening as she was preparing dinner her 8-year-old son came down to the kitchen and he was crying hysterically. The loving mother bent down and said, “Honey what’s wrong?” He said, “Mom, I just cleaned my room!” And she said, “Well, I’m very proud of you” “Why on earth would that make you cry?” … Read more
Kind Word
In a greasy spoon, a downhearted diner asked the waitress for meatloaf and some kind words. She brought the meatloaf but didn’t say a thing. “Hey, “he said, “what about my kind word?” She replied, “Don’t eat the meatloaf. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Rat Stretches Cracks
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. … Read more