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“Sir, why are you trying to cross the road in this dangerous place? There’s a zebra crossing just a few yards up the road, “said the policeman. “Well, I hope he’s having better luck than I am, “said the pedestrian. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation. “Keep it, “the clerk advises. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Doctor, you told me I have a month to live and then you sent me a bill for $1,000! I can’t pay that before the end of the month!” “Okay, you have six months to live. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A state trooper is driving down the highway when he sees a truck driver pull over, walk to the side of the truck with a tire jack, bang on the side of the truck a few times, and then drive away. A couple of miles down the road the driver does the same thing. A … Read more
A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked the policeman, “Why was I pulled over when I wasn’t the only one speeding. “ The policeman replied, “Have you ever been fishing?” The man then said, “Yes, I have. “ “Well, have you ever caught all the fish?” asked the policeman. This joke … Read more
A Police officer had been told by his sergeant that he was to bring up his quota of speeding fines, he decided to park and use his radar gun flashing the cars as they drove by on a busy street. Well one hour went by then two and no one was speeding. After about six … Read more
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey. “ The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Lying on his deathbed, the wealthy Mr. Sams was instructing his attorney on last-minute changes in his will. “I wish to leave everything I own, all stocks, bonds, property, art, and money, to my wife. However, there is one stipulation. “ “And that is?” “In order to inherit, she must marry within six months of … Read more
A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?” “No, I am an undercover detective. “ “So why are you in uniform?” “Today is my day off. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.