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A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asked for the driver’s license, the driver argued, “Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car behind me!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
The Lone Ranger is captured by outlaws. They are definitely planning on killing him, but they decide to grant him three final requests. Upon hearing this the Lone Ranger says that he will only tell his requests to his noble steed, Silver. The bad guys agree and the Lone Ranger leans close into the horse’s … Read more
A state trooper stopped a woman for going 21 miles over the speed limit. After he handed her a ticket, she asked him, “Don’t you give out warnings?” “Yes, ma’am, “he replied. “They’re all up and down the road. They say, ‘Speed Limit 55. ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on … Read more
A policeman saw a man dressed in full cowboy garb — hat, chaps, duster, six-shooters, boots, and spurs — standing on a street corner in a busy city. He approached the cowboy and asked him his name. “Call me Tex!” was the cowboy’s reply. “Well, Tex, where are you from, Texas?” the policeman asked. “Nah, … Read more
During a test, the college professor noticed that a married student, who was quite pregnant, kept rubbing her side. After class, before she left, the teacher asked her, “Are you okay? I noticed you were holding onto your side. “ “Oh, I’m fine, “the student answered. “It’s just that my baby was pushing his foot … Read more
A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the dining room. “How on earth did you manage to do that?” he fumed. “Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!” This joke is included in the … Read more
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him ten blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat forty blocks away. He … Read more
Frank was madly in love with Susan, but couldn’t get up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. “Darling!” he blurted out, “Will you marry me?” “Of course, I will, you silly boy, “she replied, “Who’s speaking?” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
“Why did you choose to be cremated?” “Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.