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Policeman: “Why are you driving without a light?” Scooterist: “There is light everywhere. “ Policeman: “Then shall I remove the air from your tires?” Scooterist: “Why would you do that?” Policeman: “Because there is air everywhere… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A woman enters a tattoo parlor. She has tattoos on her shoulder and on her calf and wants them off. She asks the artist, “How much will it cost to have these tattoos removed?” He looks at her limbs and says, “An arm and a leg. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
The foreman on a contracted job started bawling out one of the men, “I’ve had slow men on jobs before but you are the slowest I’ve ever seen. Is there anything you are quick with?” “Well, “yawned the workman, “nobody can get tired as quickly as I can. “ This joke is included in the … Read more
A man traveling over 125 miles per hour on the interstate was stopped by a highway patrol. “Sorry, officer, “said the driver, “was I driving too fast? “No, sir. You were flying too low. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I’m not at all satisfied with the evidence against you, “said the judge to the prisoner on trial, “so I shall find you not guilty. You are discharged. “ “Oh, good, “said the prisoner, “does that mean I can keep the money?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A man found a brass lamp, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. “For freeing me from the lamp, I will grant you any wish you desire, “the genie said. The man replied, “I want a spectacular job. A challenge that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try. “ “Poof!” … Read more
A teacher said to her student, “Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?” After a few moments, Billy answered, “It depends. “ “It depends on what?” she asked. “It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Frank:” I got fired from my job as a bank guard. “ Bob: What happened?” Frank: “A thief came into the bank. I drew the weapon and told him that if he took one more step, I’d let him have it. “ Bob: “What did he do then?” Frank: “He took one more step, so … Read more
“After a recent college basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying, “Here’s your phone. “ “What makes you think it’s mine?” the ref asked. “Easy, “the coach replied. “It says you missed 13 calls!”“ This joke is … Read more
One day a rich famous man went to buy a sports car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 and the man had only $79998 to pay. The sales associate insisted that the price was firm and it had to be $80000. The man came out of the store and looked around … Read more