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A teacher asks the class, “What are some examples of flammable objects?” and the Jewish student raises his hand. The teacher replies, “Very good! Any other examples?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An Arab and a Jew stand in front of a Hitler statue. The Jew spits on the statue. Arab:”Why did you do that?” Jew: “Because he killed half my people. “ The Arab spits on the statue as well. “ Jew: “Why did you do that?” Arab: “Because he didn’t kill the other half. “ … Read more
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab… After 5 min into the ride the driver noticed a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rushed to the scene. He opened the door and ran out as soon as he did. The Jewish guy rolled down his window … Read more
“Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn’t breathe?” “You’re not fooling me dad, a chair!” “Not this time, your dog died. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, “I’d like some Polish sausage. “ The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?” The guy, clearly offended, says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was … Read more
Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa? Dad: She’s named after something your mother loves, Easter! It’s an anagram. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem Alan. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day, little Johnny came up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did I come from?” Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. He told him the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life. How life developed and finally, how a child was … Read more
Little Billy came home from school to see the family’s pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, “Dad our rooster’s dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why … Read more
Son:”Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!” Dad:”Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster sleeps in your bed. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.