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A father, as he was going home, saw his daughter on the porch, kissing a guy goodnight. Disturbed, he turned to the guy. “In our home, young man, we turn off the light at 11 o’clock, sharp!” “Oh, Thank you so much Sir! That’s so convenient! Thanks!” This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Little Johnny’s teacher was asking all the kids in the class what their parents did for a living. Little Mary got up and said, “my dad is a pilot, and my mommy is an architect. “ “Great, “said the teacher. Michael got up and said, “my dad is a doctor, and my mom is a … Read more
A boy called up his mom from the hospital, “Mom, I took tests and they declared that I have AIDS. “ Mom, “What? Don’t come back home son, go away. “ Boy “Why mom, I’m your son. “ Mom, “You foolish boy! If you come back home, then your wife will be infected, from your … Read more
Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing. The first one to tee off is Moses. He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green. Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball makes it to the green. Jesus gets up to swing, cranks it out, … Read more
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses engine power and the aircraft begins to descend. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time to … Read more
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him. “Nice perfume…. which brand is it? I want to buy a gift for my wife. “ Lady replies, “Don’t give it to her, some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man, “This donkey has been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the donkey go is to say Hallelujah, and the only way to make it stop is to say Amen. “ The man immediately got on the animal … Read more
“Boss, can I have a week off around Christmas?” “It’s May… “ “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?” Mother: „No, you’ll be getting turkey, like every year!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Its pissing down and this midget goes to the doctors and says “Every time it rains my fanny gets sore”. He tells her to hop onto the examining couch. He bends over and looks up her skirt. “I see the problem, “he says. And taking a pair of scissors shoves them up her skirt. Snip … Read more