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A young woman brings her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man, so the father invites the fiancé to his study for a chat. “So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man. “I am a Torah scholar, “he replies. … Read more
A property manager of a single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions. “Professionally employed?” he asked. “We’re a military family, “the wife answered. “Children?” “Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve, “she answered proudly. “Animals?” “Oh, no, “she said earnestly. “They’re very well behaved. “ This joke is included … Read more
In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court. At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern … Read more
Baker: “These are the best cakes, ma’am. We have been baking them for years!” Customer: “May I have a cake that was baked today, please?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After a lady’s car had leaked motor oil on her cement driveway, she bought a large bag of cat litter to soak it up. It worked so well, that she went back to the store to get another bag to finish the job. The clerk remembered her. Looking thoughtfully at her purchase, he said, “Lady, … Read more
A public speaker could not believe his eyes when he saw just one man among the audience. Nevertheless, he decided to go ahead with his speech. He asked him the reason for coming to attend his speech. The man replied, “It’s a hot day out there. The air conditioning is pretty good here. “ This … Read more
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or ask me?” “Well, “he said, “I was thinking about getting a vasectomy. “ “That’s a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your … Read more
Mrs. Sharma: “When I die, love, I want to be cremated. “ Mr. Sharma: “That is a good idea, dear. The gold in your teeth ought to pay all the expenses. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married, but she wanted her husband to be a virgin and to never have been with a woman all of his life. After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t find anyone with this description and was forced to give an ad to the paper. A … Read more
A mother and father were chatting with their eight-year-old son about his future. The youngster said he’d like to attend Oxford, as his parents and other members of the family had. Pleased with his response, they pressed on. “What would you like to take when you attend college?” they asked the little boy. After giving … Read more