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Two men were walking down the street when they saw a dog licking himself. One man said “I wish I could do that. “ The other man said “You should probably just pet him first. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. “This is the Klopman diamond, “she said. “It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it. “ “What’s the curse?” the … Read more
A woman was sleeping in her bed when her husband crashed through the front door at 3 am and woke her up. He staggered and tried to get up the stairs, “What are you doing?” she shouted. The husband replied “I’m trying to get a gallon of beer up the stairs” “Leave it down there” … Read more
Wife: “I’m leaving you. “ Husband: “Is it because I act like I know everything?” Wife: “Yes. “ Husband: “I knew it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young couple lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. Visiting the pet store, the young wife asked for a good guard dog. “Sorry, we’re all sold out, “the clerk replied. “All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But … Read more
“Well, I reckon you’ve been a pretty good horse, “said the farmer. “You work hard and I ain’t had to call the vet on you much. I only wish you pulled the plow a little faster. “ “NO!” said the horse, “I said ‘feedbag’ not ‘feedback’. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, “Are we venomous?” The other replies, “Yes,why?… “ “I just bit my lip. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me’, said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a … Read more
A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: “Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man. “ “How about that!” he exclaimed. “They’ve got three people buried in one grave. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Last Sunday I found a wallet packed with money by the church. “ “Did you give it back?” “Not yet. I’m still trying to decide if it’s a temptation from the devil or the answer to a prayer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.