Ghost Boos Drink
A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What would you like to drink?” The ghost says, “I’m just here for the boos. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jokes
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Explosive Landlady
The landlady of a rooming house that had seen better days was leading a prospective tenant to a third floor room with badly splattered wall paper. Landlady: “The last man who lived in this room was an inventor—he invented some type of explosive. “ Prospective tenant: “Then the spots on the wall were some type … Read more
Maid Takes
After many years of service, a rich lady decides to fire her maid and hire someone younger. When she hears the news, the maid takes a steak out of the fridge and throws it to the family dog. “Why did you do that?” asks the lady of the house. “I will never forget a friend, … Read more
Confession Bumped Faithful
A very old man went to a church, making this confession: He bumped into a friend who asked, “What do you have in there, pal?” “Father, I am 78 years old, I have been married for 40 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I had sex with an … Read more
Rotten Eggs
A man walks into the grocery store and asks to speak to the manager about buying all the rotten eggs. “What do you want with all the rotten eggs?” the manager asks. “Are you going to see the new comedian at the theater tonight?” “Sh-sh-sh!” hissed the buyer nervously. “I am the new comedian. “ … Read more
Imaginary Snakes
The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, “What do you have in there, pal?” “A mongoose. “ “What for?” “Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I’m scared to death of … Read more
Credit Commended Jonathan
“Hello, “exclaimed Jonathan, as he met his friend Michael. “You’re looking a bit off color. Anything wrong?” “I’m afraid there is, “replied Michael, “I’ve had to give up drinking, smoking and gambling. “ “Well, I must say that’s all to your credit, “commended Jonathan. “Oh, no, it isn’t, “snapped Michael. “It’s due to my lack … Read more
Contraceptive Pills
An old lady goes to her doctor and asks for contraceptive tablets, claiming they help her sleep at night. ‘Why would contraceptive pills make you sleep any better than normal?’ asks the doctor. The old lady replies, ‘Because I put them in my granddaughter’s coffee.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Descartes Disappeared Ordered
Descartes walked into a bar and ordered a beer. “Want another?” asked the bartender. “I think not, “Descartes replied. Then he disappeared. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.