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A family were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with the husband. “She obviously has COVID, “the wife said. “Why do you think so?” the husband asked. The wife replied with a sneer, “Because she has no taste. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
The dog of Mark’s girlfriend died, so he tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made the girl even more upset. She screamed at Mark and said, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
In a fury Jim told his wife that she have no sense of direction. So she packed up her stuff and right. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Martha read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. “Poor guy. “she thought. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Josh received a text message from his ex-wife “Guess what, I now know what a real dick is like. “ He replied, “Yeah, I’ve seen you with him. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Perhaps the worst combination of illnesses are Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. Joshua was running but he couldn’t remember where. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police officer stops a woman on the highway and walks up to her and asks her if she knows why he stopped her. “No. “, the woman replies. “Because you don’t have any tail lights”, the police officer told her. So she gets out and walks around to the back of the car and … Read more
A wife and husband went on a backpacking holiday. On the first night the husband said, “I think there’s a monster under my bed…” “Grow up, “she replied. “No, really, “he continued. “It’s hideous…” “Stop pissing about, “the wife snapped. “I knew it was a mistake letting you have the top bunk. “ This joke … Read more
There was a guy named John, who was the most positive guy in the world. Every time anyone said something negative, John would always say, “It could have been worse. “ One day, John’s coworkers all got together and decided to come up with a scenario so bad that John couldn’t say that it could … Read more