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When ordering food at a new restaurant, a woman asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken. “Nothing special, “he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Marie had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went. “Pretty well I think, “replied Marie. “But if I go to work there, I won’t get a vacation unless I’m married. “ Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing and asked, “Is that … Read more
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After reading the complicated instructions for the automatic teller, the confused customer walked over to a bank officer. “Excused me, “said the customer, “but I was wondering if you could help me out. “ “Certainly, “smiled the officer. “Go right through that door. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A guy encounters an elephant while on a safari in Africa. It’s in pain and laying on the ground. He looks into it and discovers a thorn in its foot. He takes it off, and the elephant trots away cheerfully. The same guy is standing in London, fifteen years later, watching a circus procession pass … Read more
Melissa was shocked when she found out her toaster was not waterproof. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A circus wife and husband go to an adoption agency to adopt a child, but the social workers there have reservations about their suitability. So the couple takes images of their fifty-foot motor home, which is well-maintained and has a lovely nursery. The social workers are pleased, but they are concerned about the type of … Read more
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir. “ “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared. “The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A wife of 60 years told her husband, “Let’s go upstairs and make love. “ The husband just sighed and said, “Choose one, I can’t do both. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.