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One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn’t walk to church. The preacher said, ”If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you. ” … Read more
Two deer hunters met in the woods. The first one said to the other, “Boy am I glad to see you, I’ve been lost for hours. “ The second deer hunter said, “Don’t get too excited, friend, I’ve been lost for three weeks. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, “Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy. “ The bartender brought her a Martini, which she drinks in one gulp. “Barbender, I would like another Martoutsy”, again the bartender brought her a Martini. By this time the … Read more
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, “Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?” “Yes, “the golfer responded. “Did you … Read more
A retiree said to his 80 year old friend, “Is it true you’re getting married?” “Sure is. “ “Have I met her?” “I don’t think so. “ “Is she attractive?” “Won’t win any beauty contests. “ “Can she cook?” “Can’t even boil an egg. “ “Is she rich?” “Rich? Heck, she’s so poor she can’t … Read more
A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately. ‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man. ‘Watch them!’ says his wife. ‘You already know how to play volleyball.’ This joke is included in … Read more
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8. 30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8. 30?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The Australian rugby team is being driven through Dublin. The driver shouts out, ‘And if you look to your left you’ll see we’re going past the biggest pub in the city.’ A voice from the back shouts, ‘Why? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: “What’s wrong with your turtle?” “Not a thing, “the man … Read more
A policeman stops two drunks and asks one, “Where do you live?” “Nowhere”, the first drunk replied. “And where do you live?”, he asks the other. “We’re neighbors. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.