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One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door. However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman sitting on the can, “This is for ladies!” she screamed. The drunk waved his … Read more
One day Stan comes home from a hard day at work. He sees his wife bending down to clean the floor under the sofa. So Stan goes over to his wife and starts fucking her from behind. After he finishes, he gives her a hard smack to the head. His wife yells, ”What was that … Read more
A man walks into a nearly empty bar and orders a drink. He’s sitting alone at the end of the bar, sipping away, and he hears a voice. “Nice shirt. “ He looks around and sees no one nearby. He forgets about it and continues drinking. “Nice tie, “the voice says again. He looks around … Read more
Chinese and American are in a plane. Suddenly, the Chinese man puts his shoes off and the American is angry. After some time, he goes to buy a coke, but the Chinese say that he’ll do it. While he’s gone, the American spits into his shoes. The Chinese get back and the American drinks his … Read more
It was Jim’s birthday, and he was considered to be an “old man” by his friends’ standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim’s friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker. The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked … Read more
A lady went into a bar in Austin and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little lady! Why don’t … Read more
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, “Well, it looks plastic. “ Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, “But it … Read more
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge on the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late. “Where were you? I was worried sick. “ “It was such a nice day, I decided to walk. “ This joke is included … Read more
A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job… He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the … Read more
A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer please. “The barman looks at him and says “Sorry, I can’t serve you. “ “Why not?” askes the brain. “You’re already out of your head. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more